Video narration
Teacher: Okay class—homework out. Where’s yours? Student: It’s at home… practicing being a book. Very committed. Teacher: And why are you late today? Student: I followed the school motto: “arrive with confidence.” The clock disagreed. Teacher: Then why were you sleeping in my class? Student: I wasn’t sleeping—I was buffering. My brain had a weak Wi‑Fi signal. Teacher: Explain this test paper. It’s completely blank. Student: I left it empty so your red pen could take the day off. Teacher: Final question. What’s two plus two? Student: Easy… it’s four. I saved my energy for the extra credit: two plus homework.